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Urban Dictionary: Turd
A steaming, stinking pile of 💩 disguised as a human. Will 💩 in the bed of anyone who upsets her. Amber Turd: Partner has Taco Bell she shits on her husbands pillow, pegs him from behind while insulting him and rubbing his face in the dirty pillow… then calling the police and lying about her husband commiting domestic abuse.
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· Poo Butter is one of the ultimate paybacks to your mortal enemy, or failing that, a superbly disgusting prank that will make you the most outcast, hated human being on your friends' lists. Simply sneak into your victims kitchen and take a
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:Turd Urban DictionaryTurd Cutter · Rear end, butt or ass. Not particularly the Anus itself but rather the posterior as a whole. Used as a casual remark of apprecation as opposed to a
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· The act of holding in a bowel movement until a later time. As a squirrel hides nuts for a later time. Chocolate covered peanuts.Consumed by the metric ton in movie theaters world-wide. Excellent when mixed with Pelican poo pellets and stirred into a
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· A Peanut Turd can be anything from a rather large chunky piece of shit , wherein you can pick out the exact peanut M&M'S you ate earlier that day , to actually calling someone that's a complete idiot, a Peanut Turd. Hence the phrase "Your not
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· synonym for george bush 1. A piece of excrement coming from the anal area, which can be shaped in the form a tube, log, curvy tube, or squigly tube. 2. An insult meaning someone stinks, they are a complete douche,
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· you butter the turd cutter before you hit her in the shitter or pump her in the dumper or mow her turd blower That slut tells me I can do whatever I wanted so I'm gonna butter the turd cutter then meat her bean steamer.
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:Turd Urban DictionarySlang For TurdYou Re A Turd · Turd Cutter Butter. A gooey and almost paste like substance occurring primarily in the undergarments of men, ranging from nearly clear to khaki in color.
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A list of related slang terms for "turdcutter"
Discover synonyms to turdcutter on The Online Slang Dictionary's urban thesaurus. The top five slang terms for "turdcutter" are: Turd Bailer, Date, hehaw, turd-cutter, Crap
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Urban Dictionary: turd]
singluar form of poop. one piece of poop. usually a large blob or log of fecal matter shot and expelled from an anus in a most satisfying manner. A collection of these masses dropped in a fine deuce like manner will cause whats known as "breaking water".This is
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Urban Dictionary: Turd of the Day
The turd of the day is the word that appears on the front page of Urban Shitionary. A word that used to be funny and witty, it is now: 1. overused 2. unheard of 3. just plain fucking
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Urban Dictionary: Brown Crown
When completing an especially large bowel movement, one or more of the resulting turds breaches or "crowns" above the water. Not to be confused with the Massive Brown Crown or Gorgo the Beast Master, when one or more turds are so large that they extend
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Urban Dictionary: #turd nugget
A child or young adult who has little to no respect for their elders. Who decieves an adult in order achieve getting his or her own way. To draw attention to ones self with the intent of taking any attention off of someone else while they are currently engaged in
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:Turd Urban DictionaryTurd Cutter · Turd Cutting. To wear a thong and shit through it, splitting the turd into two pieces. Every time laundry day rolls around, I can tell if my girlfriend has done any turd
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· Drama Turd (noun) – A Drama Turd was originally a Dramaturge, a person with a position of research and development in a theater. However, a Drama Turd gets their head so far up their own ass that everything they do is shit. Often actors are forced to listen to the
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· someone who is dirty, nasty, gross, disgusting, unclean,smells like crap, needs to take a shower, has greasy hair, and everything else that is gross nasty and disgusting. everyone in galeton knows what a pigturd is
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· Turdblossom is a nickname for Karl Rove, advisor to George W Bush (n) A mostly crustified piece of crap which hangs on anal hairs (in other words, a recently discharged dingleberry). Looks hard, but secretes its soft innards when squeezed.
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Urban Dictionary: turd]
Sufferers of TURD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, rioting, & uncontrollable crying. Condition is characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again & is the new President.
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Urban Dictionary: pig turd
Someone who thinks there all that and still nothing but a Pig Turd, hence the word Polished Pig Turd. Snotty stuckup. Snotty, being better then others. Highbrow, above all.
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· An alchoholic beverage. Mix 70 percent Malibu rum and 30 percent Jager, stir in 1 Tsp. orange kool-aid, drop in 2 slices of orange, serve chilled. I can't believe you hooked up with that nasty ho last night! I was orange turdin' all night, at least it was a chick! by Hot Lettuce November 3, 2010. Get the Orange Turd mug. More random definitions.
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:Turd CutterCutter Slang · butter the turd cutter. you butter the turd cutter before you hit her in the shitter or pump her in the dumper or mow her turd blower. That slut tells me I can do
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:Turd Urban DictionaryTurd Cutter · A small, brown creature that lives in the bowel. When released from the anus into the toilet where it starts its journey through the sewage pipes, where it meets it's other fellow turds. They don't have such a long lifespan since as soon as they reach the sewage plant
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Urban Dictionary: Butt Turd
Often mixed up with the word Turd Butt, Butt turd is an insult used when you want to call someone a turd but you need something a little longer but not necessarily too much harsher. Butt Turd has no specific rules and can be used in any context or situation.
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· to tie someone up to a pole take all their clothes off and then stick your hand/arm up their nutthole pull ot the poop then your form it into the shape of a turdyour choice of style then tkae it home freeze it and sell it on ebay
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· A huge larger that life turd produced by a huge larger than life size man or by an average sized man but took him hours of work to get it out. It is called a dude turd because when you see it you exclam about the one who made it dude!
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· When you finally find an empty public restroom for a dump so massive that it requires complete solitude for the deposit.and then someone walks in.(especially at your office/work
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· Someone who is completely worthless. Similar to piss bucket just a tad worse. They are the equivalent to a bucket full of turds that gets sealed by turd monkeys and then buried in the ground, inprisoned in it's own filth.
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· Passing an undesirable job to a co-worker. Literaly passing a turd. explains why you havent ever seen it. If you do experience this, please allow the incomplete pass, dont touch it-especially if the person was eating corn
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Urban Dictionary: turds]
he is a turd but like add word to this shit urban dictionary. When you don't know what to call the color of that really 'shitty' color clothing that nobody should ever wear, it is called Piss Yellow Turd Brown, or somewhere there in between.
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· It’s somomes who’s slightly annoying you but majority of the time is a spice A much more 'scientific' name for a poop.Poop = A poop is a humans or an animals waste, and useless junk food from one's system.
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